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May 9 2013

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brucerytel:

meret118:

List of British words not widely used in the United States.

Lists of words having different meanings in American and British English.

List of American words not widely used in the United Kingdom.

This list is so fascinating to read and I’m even entirely sure why.

(via brokebooklover)

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fecklessminds:

The Hälssen & Lyon tea calendar features calendar days made from tea leaves.

(via catc0617)

April 21 2013

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betterlockthetardis:

dealwithlarry:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

yeah i mean when i turn into a werewolf at the full moon and go hunting for human hearts to eat i’m fine

it got better

(via that-wasnt-a-leaf)

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feministpizza: disgustinghuman: malformalady: This mushroom - thought to be a specimen of Clathrus archeri, or “Devil’s Fingers” - takes the cake for being the strangest and creepiest specimen of a fungus looking like something else. It looks like a cold, dead hand reaching out to pull the rest of the zombie body out of the earth. Those even look like tattered sleeves down by the wrists of the hands. ♡ __ ♡ it’s really a fisting mushroom

feministpizza:

disgustinghuman:

malformalady:

This mushroom - thought to be a specimen of Clathrus archeri, or “Devil’s Fingers” - takes the cake for being the strangest and creepiest specimen of a fungus looking like something else. It looks like a cold, dead hand reaching out to pull the rest of the zombie body out of the earth. Those even look like tattered sleeves down by the wrists of the hands.

♡ __ ♡

it’s really a fisting mushroom

(via thechocolatebrigade)

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bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

(via thechocolatebrigade)

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noctis-lux: Tiyanak tiyanak (also known as patianak) is a creature in Philippine mythology that resembles a human infant. It is said that a miscarried or aborted fetus, or a baby who dies without being baptized, becomes a tiyanak. Evil spirits use the infant’s body to attack victims, eating their inner organs and drinking their blood. During the day a tiyanak might appear to be an ordinary baby. By night, however, it grows sharp teeth, long fingernails, and black and hairy skin. It lures its victims by imitating the cries of an abandoned baby. Anyone who makes the mistake of approaching or picking up the “baby” is attacked. Aside from slashing victims, the tiyanak also delights in leading travelers astray or in kidnapping children. In some instances, it is said that once given the chance to suck milk from the breast of a mother, the tiyanak will drain all her blood.

noctis-lux:

Tiyanak

tiyanak (also known as patianak) is a creature in Philippine mythology that resembles a human infant. It is said that a miscarried or aborted fetus, or a baby who dies without being baptized, becomes a tiyanak. Evil spirits use the infant’s body to attack victims, eating their inner organs and drinking their blood.

During the day a tiyanak might appear to be an ordinary baby. By night, however, it grows sharp teeth, long fingernails, and black and hairy skin.

It lures its victims by imitating the cries of an abandoned baby. Anyone who makes the mistake of approaching or picking up the “baby” is attacked. Aside from slashing victims, the tiyanak also delights in leading travelers astray or in kidnapping children. In some instances, it is said that once given the chance to suck milk from the breast of a mother, the tiyanak will drain all her blood.

(via tsuerisunongaku)

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tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

(via tsuerisunongaku)

April 17 2013

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thehealthbunny: chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom BEST MOM I’m crYING I love this so much, I’m dying

thehealthbunny:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

I love this so much, I’m dying

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colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey

(via rising--tidez)

April 16 2013

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"I used to think I was tough, but then I realized I wasn’t. I was fragile and I wore thick fucking armor. And I hurt people so they couldn’t hurt me. And I thought that was what being tough was, but it isn’t."

James Frey  (via jesussbabymomma)

(Source: mortemsomnia, via grey-mermaid)

April 13 2013

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im a social vegan

i avoid meet

(Source: unitedstatesoftony, via thehealthbunny)

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tygaryen:

One of my favourite things is talking about books. 

I could literally talk about books all day.

New books, old books, loved books, loathed books, popular books, forgotten books. 

BOOKS.

(Source: romanoirshasmoved, via 7okays)

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A little update for those that are interested.

I went through and organized my finances recently, and came up with a list of importance. Getting internet set up is really low on the list tbh. I want to get caught up on my med bills, and get a new computer as well. Of course, I also discovered that if I’m careful I can manage a trip to Chicago for a weekend to hang with twistical-agamist in Aug. I’m pretty damn sure that it’s a move I need to make, because I’ve been way to set in my comfort zone lately. I just need to get my costumes ready :P 

tl;dr - I won’t be coming back anytime soon.

March 30 2013

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areyouahauntedpotato: ozyreads: stankface: mentation: n4maste: i think its cool that theyre both black My history professor told me there are 300 shades of African skin, I believe him.  FINALLY! A fucking pic that doesn’t fetishize albinos!!!! I never thought I’d live to see the day tbh. holy shit that is an amazing visual Omg what I thought those people were painted Holy cow is that their real skin human diversity is amazing

areyouahauntedpotato:

ozyreads:

stankface:

mentation:

n4maste:

i think its cool that theyre both black

My history professor told me there are 300 shades of African skin, I believe him. 

FINALLY!

A fucking pic that doesn’t fetishize albinos!!!! I never thought I’d live to see the day tbh.

holy shit that is an amazing visual

Omg what I thought those people were painted

Holy cow is that their real skin human diversity is amazing

(via mygayshoes)